I don't understand why you didn't read the poem "You are the penultimate love of my life". It is full of humour and it clearly shows what are the mechanisms of female psychology.
But I know that someone (or, surely, more than one) won't agree with the above cited statement.
Some people say there aren't differences between male and female psychologies. But, I say, if it would be so, there wouldn't be so many divorces.